The House of Happypants

Unbecca Craft

Nov 6, 2023

It Wasn’t Aliens

I’m not the kind to freak out in a crisis, I’m probably too calm. If I happen to be asleep, I’m so completely irrational you should just leave me for dead. Sometime in the wee hours things happened. Boyfriend lives a block over and he said he heard electrical buzzing and saw flashes of light. […]
Unbecca Craft

Nov 3, 2023

Dog People

This was how my face looked last Thursday. Boyfriend and I hustled around the grocery store after work to get a handful of items and got to a checkout line with no wait. He puts everything on the belt and we start arguing over who is going to get the honor of paying. I’m in […]
Unbecca Craft

Nov 2, 2023

Windows.

Most of my rants are intended to be funny, I can find humor in almost anything. Except Windows 10. I’m one of those old weirdos who has worked in an office setting for most of my life. I cut my teeth on Windows 3.0 at my first job but I can’t remember it having any […]
Unbecca Craft

Nov 1, 2023

Puppet Show

I participated in Halloween and ended up crawling with mice.
Unbecca Craft

Oct 31, 2023

All Hallows’ Eve

I don’t hand out candy. First, and most importantly, I have a very sensitive dog. He doesn’t like kids (I think they confuse him) and to have them shrieking through the night is almost as unsettling as the fireworks on the 4th of July. It is kind of understandable; you go about your average day; […]
Unbecca Craft

Oct 30, 2023

A walk in the park

I have two dogs. They are so completely different from one another; it feels like three. Brick doesn’t like kids and I can’t blame him. Think about it from a dog’s perspective; they smell funny, if they’ve a full diaper they smell gross, they’re often sticky, they’re wobbly, they’re prone to loud unexplained outbursts. Kinda […]
Unbecca Craft

Oct 27, 2023

You dropped something

I go home for lunch every day. For the last couple weeks I’ve been driving like a psychopath. I’m so fed up with the wall-to-wall trucks, the girl doing her make up, the guy playing video games, the tesla’s that just make their own rules. The best defense is a good offense so, pedal to […]
Unbecca Craft

Oct 26, 2023

This little piggy

Saturday morning I got up bright eyed and bushy tailed. Super bushy. I had an appointment at 9am to address beforementioned bush so I was scrambling around to feed and poop dogs, make sure I remembered socks under my shoes, you know, morning things. I opened the front window shutters and was about to shuffle […]
Unbecca Craft

Oct 25, 2023

Few moments of history..

I don’t suppose a person really knows at the time an event is happening that it will one day be noted in history books or grace the cover of Time magazine on the ten-year anniversary of said event. At almost 50 I’m on the cusp of “senior citizen” so I’m sure there are many things […]
Unbecca Craft

Oct 24, 2023

Trashy Neighbor

On today’s episode of why my neighborhood sucks: I was walking Brick and saw a guy walking on the opposite side of the street in our direction. Brick got bristly, which is unusual on sight of a human, so we stopped to wait for him to pass. Completely oblivious to us standing on the sidewalk […]