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The House of Happypants

  • Unbecca Craft
    Nov 1, 2023

    Puppet Show

    I participated in Halloween and ended up crawling with mice.

  • Unbecca Craft
    Oct 31, 2023

    All Hallows’ Eve

    I don’t hand out candy.  First, and most importantly, I have a very sensitive dog.  He doesn’t like kids (I think they confuse him) and to have them shrieking through the night is almost as unsettling as the fireworks on the 4th of July.  It is kind of understandable;  you go about your average day; a car honk here and…

  • Unbecca Craft
    Oct 30, 2023

    A walk in the park

    I have two dogs.  They are so completely different from one another; it feels like three. Brick doesn’t like kids and I can’t blame him. Think about it from a dog’s perspective; they smell funny, if they’ve a full diaper they smell gross, they’re often sticky, they’re wobbly, they’re prone to loud unexplained outbursts. Kinda like a hairless raccoon in…

  • Unbecca Craft
    Oct 27, 2023

    You dropped something

    I go home for lunch every day.  For the last couple weeks I’ve been driving like a psychopath. I’m so fed up with the wall-to-wall trucks, the girl doing her make up, the guy playing video games, the tesla’s that just make their own rules.  The best defense is a good offense so, pedal to the metal!   As is the…

  • Unbecca Craft
    Oct 26, 2023

    This little piggy

    Saturday morning I got up bright eyed and bushy tailed. Super bushy. I had an appointment at 9am to address beforementioned bush so I was scrambling around to feed and poop dogs, make sure I remembered socks under my shoes, you know, morning things. I opened the front window shutters and was about to shuffle off when Brick sounded the…

  • Unbecca Craft
    Oct 25, 2023

    Few moments of history..

    I don’t suppose a person really knows at the time an event is happening that it will one day be noted in history books or grace the cover of Time magazine on the ten-year anniversary of said event.  At almost 50 I’m on the cusp of “senior citizen” so I’m sure there are many things that I should know about…

  • Unbecca Craft
    Oct 24, 2023

    Trashy Neighbor

    On today’s episode of why my neighborhood sucks: I was walking Brick and saw a guy walking on the opposite side of the street in our direction. Brick got bristly, which is unusual on sight of a human, so we stopped to wait for him to pass. Completely oblivious to us standing on the sidewalk waiting for him to move…

  • Unbecca Craft
    Oct 23, 2023

    Proudest Moment (so far?)

    I’m nearly 50 and have spent my entire life in the bay area and I’ve always been a bit…  I don’t want to say “rebellious” because I’ve never burned a bra or been to prison. On the whole I’m really rather quiet and reserved – but I’ve never really followed social expectations.  You know, being a girl in the 90’s…

  • Unbecca Craft
    Oct 20, 2023

    Airbnb Review

    This house was amazing and our mini vacation started off normal but then we decided to put our cell phones away and go play in the game room! There was so much to do, we almost couldn’t decide but then we heard this faint – it sounded like a tribal drum – and while poking around looking for the source…

  • Unbecca Craft
    Oct 19, 2023

    VCA & Corporate Greed

    In an attempt to bully customers into buying their more expensive medications, VCA Animal Hospital has changed their policy, effective 05/01/23: you can buy from them, or take a paper prescription to your choice of pharmacies. For people with more than one pet, people who foster, people who simply don’t have time for this aggravation (which includes pretty much the entire pet…

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