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Bike Lane
A girl rode her bike on the sidewalk, staring at her phone. There was a bike lane. There was a horn. Lessons were learned.
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It Wasn’t Aliens
I’m not the kind to freak out in a crisis, I’m probably too calm. If I happen to be asleep, I’m so completely irrational you should just leave me for dead. Sometime in the wee hours things happened. Boyfriend lives a block over and he said he heard electrical buzzing and saw flashes of light. […]
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Puppet Show
I participated in Halloween and ended up crawling with mice.
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VCA & Corporate Greed
In an attempt to bully customers into buying their more expensive medications, VCA Animal Hospital has changed their policy, effective 05/01/23: you can buy from them, or take a paper prescription to your choice of pharmacies. For people with more than one pet, people who foster, people who simply don’t have time for this aggravation (which includes […]
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Retractable Leashes
Retractable leashes are great in theory. In practice, they turn dogs into projectiles and their owners into liabilities.
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