Tag: dog humor

  • Unbecca Craft

    My Monkeys, My Circus

    This morning started as every other morning; I get up, potty and feed dogs, get in the shower.  Things took a turn somewhere between shampooing and conditioning. I get out of the shower and, wrapped in a towel, head towards the room where my clothes live. I happen to glance out the window and see Boyfriend, still clad in his sleepwear, pointing…

  • Unbecca Craft

    Mouse Tale

    Yesterday I was in the office working and I heard Boyfriend walk in. Seconds later he was shouting “Maybe! Brick! MAYBE!! BRICK!! Get in here!”  I walked into the kitchen to see what the commotion was about and Boyfriend barked at me “Your dogs don’t listen! There was a mouse in the kitchen! I called them, but they didn’t come”…

  • Unbecca Craft

    A walk in the park

    I have two dogs.  They are so completely different from one another; it feels like three. Brick doesn’t like kids and I can’t blame him. Think about it from a dog’s perspective; they smell funny, if they’ve a full diaper they smell gross, they’re often sticky, they’re wobbly, they’re prone to loud unexplained outbursts. Kinda like a hairless raccoon in…

  • Unbecca Craft

    This little piggy

    Saturday morning I got up bright eyed and bushy tailed. Super bushy. I had an appointment at 9am to address beforementioned bush so I was scrambling around to feed and poop dogs, make sure I remembered socks under my shoes, you know, morning things. I opened the front window shutters and was about to shuffle off when Brick sounded the…